
Don't you just hate it when a song gets stuck in your head? Alpha was singing this DO-PEY song, and now I can't get it out of my head: "Hot dogs. Armour hot dogs... " Yuck! I can't stand it!!! Only one thing to do... Take the tune and turn it into something else. So, with apologies to Stephen Sondheim, I give you THE VENICE DOG PARK song (sung to the tune of the Armour Hot Dog song).
Park dogs. Venice park dogs.

What kind of dogs are Venice Park dogs?
Big dogs...



Dogs who hang in packs...
Fat dogs...
Skinny dogs...
Even dogs in pickup trucks...


love dog parks. Venice Dog Park. The park where dogs love to play...
Snout out.000
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Thinking deep purple.
Thinking deep purple.



And then there's the holidays. There is no gainsaying the charm of the holidays. Christmas.

Aunt Anne getting a hug. She looooves her some dawg.
And that's my cousin Tamba hanging in the backyard before Thanksgiving dinner.
Tiahna is his Alpha.

Tamba sleeping off the triptophans.
Sometimes, we go to Aunt Anne and Uncle Ho's.
It's much more civilized at their home. Dogs get to sit on the couch.
Well, it stopped raining. Alpha's taking me to the park. So... Gotta go...
Clearly, this was not a convention of snappy dressers. Nooop. Alpha was going to watch the inaguration -- whatever that is. I'm not exactly sure what was going on. It's kind of like a human dog park, only more crowded.

Little kids.
Everyone looks pretty proud. I don't know what was going on exactly, but people seemed pretty happy. I watched on TV (okay, maybe I was up on the couch at the time -- don't tell Alpha) and it seemed like maybe this was a ceremony people do when the pack gets a new alpha.
Still, some things never change.




Only I’m not sure Jasper knew he was spending the night. He was kind of sad after his Alpha left.
And I kind of made it worse because I like biting his neck and… Well… Okay… I did steal his collar. He was kind of upset.
I didn’t know it meant so much to him. Alpha rescued it from me, put it up on the table so I couldn't tear it apart. I'm glad; Jasper really likes his collar.
Jasper and me worked it out.
We played tug the bone.
Got into the trash. Jasper, I'm sorry I let you take the blame for that one.
I ate Jasper’s food. Jasper ate mine. Alpha says the result of us eating the wrong food should have been outlawed by the Geneva Convention. I don't know what he could mean by that. Pfffffff....
We went to the park.
So we got comfy on Alpha’s bed, took a nice little nap.
I’m really glad Jasper is my bud.
Snout out.