Too many rules. It should be pretty simple: Do your thing outside, not inside, feed the dog and play with him.
But I figured out why it doesn't work out that way: signs.
Humans seem to have a sign for everything:
We saw this one yesterday. But look at all the this:
Sign Sign everywhere a sign Blocking out the scenery breaking my mind Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign.
Okay, so maybe signs aren't ALL bad.